Stupid Simple: Oven Roasted Asparagus

Oven Roasted Asparagus

Oven Roasted Asparagus

According to this, asparagus is kinda pretty healthy. So, you should, like, eat is once in a while. I had some in the fridge, so I made it, because I wanted to be healthy. Basically Popeye should’ve been eating asparagus instead of spinach. He definitely would’ve picked up chicks significantly more attractive than Olive Oil… Here’s how I made mine!



Some asparagus
Whatever you want your asparagus to taste like, I just used salt, pepper, and garlic powder. You could also use parmesan cheese, chili powder, rosemary, thyme, anything!
Enough olive oil to lightly coat however much asparagus you are making


Preheat oven to 350. Trim a small bit off the ends of your asparagus. Lay it out in one layer on a baking sheet. Coat with olive oil, and shake the pan to get the spears evenly coated. Sprinkle with your toppings of choice. Bake for about 15 minutes or until your asparagus is tender, but still green. EAT IT.

Spread it out evenly like dis

Spread it out evenly like dis

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