Want to learn to be a less shitty cook? Sorry, I can’t help you there. But you can still read this blog if it makes you feel better about yourself. Welcome to Bitchin’ in the Kitchen! Get ready for (somewhat healthy) gourmet recipes, cooking tips and tricks, health and beauty posts and more. If you’re sick of the condescending tone of your Martha Stuart cookbook, you’ve found the right site. Check back often for weekly posts, updates and insults. Cook on, bitches!