beauty regime

No ‘poo!

No, I am not constipated. I ate way too much chia pudding this week to be constipated… T.M.I. sorry. Also, I may be an asshole, no actually, I AM an asshole, but thankfully this post is not about them. Also, this post is not about Kanye West, because then it would, in fact, be about assholes. And, Imma let you read this, but let me first say that I am a much better reader than you… I digress.